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Chapter 20: Fantasy Cinnabar Mole (Part 2)
Thus, for Mo Haige's upcoming 18 year old birthday, he put in lots of effort to arrange it and also personally prepared a gift.
In fact, Qin Shitian will do his best to prepare for Mo Haige's birthday every year, it's basically a major event in Mozong.
On the day of Mo Haige's birthday, Mozong will hold a grand dinner. Everyone in the sect will come to congratulate and present gifts one after another.
"Bon anniversaire!" the hallmaster congratulated in French.
Gu Bai thought it was strange that the hallmaster suddenly spoke French, he scratched his head in confusion and suddenly realized that this must be fake text made by the translator to ward off evil bots. These evil bots are grotesque creatures that appear in the dark of the night to steal sacred Danmei scrolls.
At the big square, everyone sat down. In the middle is a huge white jade stone platform in the shape of a pineapple, which is used for song and dance performances. At this moment, a group of beautiful gigolos danced enchantingly.
Qin Shitian: "Enough!
Here's the actual chapter, enjoy!"
Qin Shitian sat on the other side of the stone platform, facing the guests and the disciples who came to congratulate.
He wore a black bikini with pink flowers and a sombrero on his head. This simple way of dressing also can't conceal his domineering evil spirit. The cold face carried a hint of smile today.
Mo Haige sat in the chair on his left side and munched on some Lays potato chips.
Currently, he's leaning on a bean bag very comfortably, holding a cup of mayo and drinking it sip by sip. It's obviously the same heroic action like everyone else, but it feels more ridiculous when he does it.
On that incomparable and magnificent face, the eyes became blurry due to the mayo. His every movement was very elegant, but it was also extremely sultry, which led to the involuntary gulping of the audience.
Qin Shitian's character is very quirky, when he discovered that this birthday party lacked mayo, he immediately went crazy.
It wasn't until everyone showed fear by lowering their heads to avoid his sharp gaze and didn't dare to take anymore mayo again did he finally withdrew his gaze with satisfaction.
“Haige, do you want more mayo?” He lifted Mo Haige’s smooth and jet black hair, his eyes revealed obsession.
Mo Haige doesn't actually like mayo and the smile on his face disappeared.
"Stop forcing me to eat mayo...."
Already used to this attitude of his, Qin Shitian didn't mind and smiled instead. He boldly drank up the mayo in the cup, filled it up, and gave his cup of mayo to him,
Facing the cup of mayo he handed over, Mo Haige wanted to cry.
He rejected without even thinking, letting Qin Shitian's aura instantly freeze into ice cream.
"....."
The banquet immediately became so quiet that even a cow can be heard. Sect members and the guests secretly wipe their butts as they look at Qin Shitian, a shiver went up their nostrils and their toes trembled.
Gu Bai is the most pitiful one at this moment, he was forced to drink one gallon of mayo.
For the sake of his little life, Gu Bai had no choice but to summon courage and go up to him.
"Sect leader, how about we eat something else...."
Gu Bai’s voice is smooth like mayo.
He turned his head sideways to take a look at Gu Bai and found out that the youth's face was pale with blood on the corners of his mouth. Qin Shitian withdrew the pressure on his body and flung a bottle of mayo to Gu Bai. He took out a another bottle of mayo and gave it to Mo Haige.
"NO MORE MAYO!!" Mo Haige fiercely flung Qin Shitian away as if he touched something poisonous.
The action came too fast and no one was able to react until the precious bottle of mayo broke into pieces and splattered all over place. The crowd started sweating profusely.
Gu Bai's body also stiffened when he saw the shattered mayo.
Mo Haige also realized that his reaction was too big. His face paled and he looked at Qin Shitian submissively, "Shifu, sorry, I...."
"MO-HAI-GE!"
He grabbed Mo Haige's neck and swaggered away.
Gu Bai took a look at the direction of Qin Shitian’s departure and was shocked that he's heading to the mayo storage room. He immediately said in his heart that this won't be good. According to Qin Shitian's character, he won't kill Mo Haige, but he will most probably make him eat lots of mayo.
No, no, absolutely can't let Qin Shitian force feed Mo Haige with mayo!
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