A cat with a red envelope group (Chapter 5 - part 2)

Got back home after an 8 hour flight + 4-5 hour ride by bus and taxi _(:3」∠)_
But I'm finally on a break now!

Will update one hundred ways to become a god next and then holding on to my man.

Chapter 5: Brilliant scheme (Part 2)

        Lying down in the large cat bed in the living room, Xu MaoMao used his little head, racking his brains to think about this seemingly difficult problem.
　　He can't write "Please send me to Qiao Lingfeng" on the ground. He reckon that Chen Yu will think that he's a magical cat and become even more reluctant to let go.
　　 The line of sight fell on the dirty carpet covered with paw prints and Xu MaoMao's ears trembled, his paws heavily patted the cat bed, I got it!
　　Just now, he was worried that Chen Yu will dislike him for the mess he made. Thinking about it now, being disliked is a good thing, maybe Chen Yu will loose patience with him.
　　When Xu MaoMao’s brain cells become active, a complete plan is thought out in just two minutes - Throw unreasonable tantrums at home → Chen Yu can't tolerate it → Send to Qiao Lingfeng → Obtain love value, draw red envelopes, and turn into human → Return and openly* pursue Chen Yu → Together, HE.

*光明正大 open and aboveboard; just and honorable

　　It needs to be said that as a webnovel author, Xu MaoMao's brain ability is very valiant, he even secretly made up some postures* in his head and the furry cat face became suspiciously red.

*papapa postures... if you know what I mean ;)

　　He desperately slapped his face with his paw, took a deep breath, and decided do it this way!
　　From now on, he will spare no effort to court death.
　　Xu MaoMao patrolled the house once. He originally intended to tear up the house like the Siberian Huskies on the Internet, but when he thought about it, he felt embarrassed to ruin Chen Yu's furniture. So he ran to the kitchen and took out the broken shards from before, placing them messily on the living room floor, then he dipped his paws into the left over food and ran wildly with all his might in the house. Every corner of the house was full of cute pawprints.
　　Once he was done, he even went to the bathroom to bite off the lid of the toilet paper box that hung on the wall and pulled out the toilet paper inside, getting it all over the place.
　　After a busy afternoon, Xu MaoMao breathlessly looked at his own masterpiece and laid down with satisfaction, his round cat face smiled like "funny.jpg"*.

*funny.jpg

　　

        Hey hey hey, messy enough? Chen Yu should be scared by now!
　　In the evening, when the door lock sounded, Xu MaoMao crawled out from the cat bed and squatted in front of the door.
　 When Chen Yu opened the door, what he saw was a unbearably messy living room and a pair of shiny eyes staring at him, a cat that looks suspiciously proud. It even shamelessly meowed, as if to show off the brilliant achievement behind him.
　　A crack finally appeared in the patience and gentleness that Chen Yu took pride in.
　　In the evening, Xu MaoMao took a beating. Although it was only a slap to his butt that wasn't light nor heavy, Chen Yu's face was already gloomy, probably mad.
　　Chen Yu hired a hourly worker to help clean up. The hourly worker also educated Chen Yu: "Cats and dogs will also be naughty just like kids. They need to be hit when they're disobedient, don't spoil them."

*T/N: Don't hit them! Please train your pets using positive reinforcement instead.

　　Chen Yu made no comment. After the hourly worker left, he said to Xu MaoMao with a blank expression: "Not obedient today, can't go on the bed."
　　"......Meow." He's indeed angry.
　　Don't be angry, don't be angry, I will clean for you in the future, alright?
　　Xu MaoMao never raised any pets, so he doesn't understand that even if the pets aren't obedient, owners normally won't abandon them. He simply thought that as long as he caused troubles, Chen Yu will have no patience with him and then give him to Qiao Lingfeng.
　　But he was wrong, Chen Yu is more responsible than he thought.

　　The author has something to say: MaoMao will pay a horrible price for his stupid* actions. [Funny.jpg]

*The author used 'fish lips' and I was so confused! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
yú chún 鱼唇 (Fish lips) = yú chǔn 愚蠢(Stupid)

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